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  1. Man who had ears cut off had it stitched to stomach to save it
  2. Police: Man waved chainsaw at neighbors
  3. Mmmm....pizza!
  4. How would you like your semen cooked tonight, dear?
  5. Police lieutenant gave man oral gonorrhea in lieu of jail time
  6. Flavors of Negros, Hitler's Cross, My Dung, and other ridiculous restaurant names
  7. The Girl Who Doens't Age: Still a Toddler at Age 16
  8. Sex business feels the credit squeeze
  9. Lisa Marie Presley: Michael Jackson afraid he would die like Elvis
  10. Russia and Nigera forms new firm with weird name: NIGAZ
  11. Police sergeant snatches old lady's purse, caught by teenagers
  12. Cop's order at McDonalds took too long - Pulls gun on foodserver
  13. Millions in stimulus money to be spent building turtle tunnel
  14. First 'Stab-Proof' Knife to Go on Sale
  15. Fidel Castro's Son Caught In Internet Love Sting With Man Pretending To Be Woman
  16. Boy Hit By Meteor Travelling At 30,000mph
  17. Women's Prison Segregated Lesbians in 'Butch Wing'
  18. Brown curry mole crickets, BBQ bamboo worms, and 43 other unusual canned foods
  19. Bus driver heeded nature's call, mid-route
  20. Edouard Stern found dead wearing flesh-coloured latex sado-masochistic sex suit
  21. California contemplates ultimate reform - No welfare
  22. Drunk woman opended car door to vomit, fell out, run over - Husband charged
  23. Concealed handgun license holder shoots and kills carjacker
  24. Man, 82, chokes girlfriend for loading dishwasher wrong
  25. Spit or swallow? Sperm anti-oxidant found to smooth wrinkles
  26. Israeli child uses broom to see off knife-wielding robber
  27. Train runs over woman, leaving her unhurt
  28. Man rescued after getting leg stuck in road melted by heatwave
  29. Man chases girlfriend with machete while drinking Keystone Ice
  30. Experts disagree on YouTube organism ID
  31. Teacher Gives Sex DVD To 5th Graders - Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?
  32. Teens misinterpret woman's screams during sex, beat man with baseball bat
  33. Another child raised by dogs discovered in Russia's Far East
  34. Idiot Nearly Skewers Himself
  35. 15-year old gets raped for asking Maryland Transit Administration police officer for directions
  36. Police chiefs conspired to break into Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate mother's home to steal photos to sell to tabloids
  37. Waiter sues cop who tasered him as a joke while police supervisors laughed
  38. Firefighters save elderly woman from her burning television by changing the channel
  39. Staff strip naked to improve morale
  40. Man has driver's license suspended 78 times
  41. Man arrested in women's lingerie - Admitted he has a problem
  42. Airline Safety Video Has Naked Crew
  43. Robbers hit gas station, forget to fuel up, ran out of gas a mile away
  44. Naked passenger disrupts flight
  45. Prison Releases U.K. Pedophile Who Vowed to Kill
  46. Pensioners' coffee break broken-up
  47. Give Mommy a Wedgie!
  48. Cute little spare tire...
  49. No screwing around...with the sheep
  50. Dognapper's Ransom: Sex Or Cash
  51. Passed out drunk thrown off bridge into Mississippi by drinking buddies
  52. Teen Misses School Trip - The Dog Ate My Passport
  53. Car mechanic jailed for two nights for "revving his car in a racist manner"
  54. Want some shitto for dinner?
  55. Car going strong at 558,000 miles
  56. NYPD issues permit for XXX fetish freak block party
  57. Cop threatens to sodomize 14-year-old boy for bullying
  58. Nurse: Surgeon Threw Human Tissue on Her During Surgery
  59. Instant Death, and a $200 fine
  60. Billy Mays, Boisterous "Oxy Clean" TV Pitchman, Dead at 50
  61. Man says he'll give teen back his canoe for a case of beer
  62. The Girl with X-Ray Vision
  63. Americans apologize to the French for President Bush in a unique way
  64. Ahhh… Thats the Spot!
  65. Welcome to McDonald's....Can I take your order?
  66. Would you rather eat chicken or real chicken?
  67. 911 Operator offers to shoot lady's unruly daughter
  68. 10 Weird Things you didn't know about Michael Jackson
  69. Drunken man electrocuted - Stood in a puddle and cut a live power line with a saw
  70. Duke Official Charged With Offering 5-Year-Old Son for Sex
  71. Federal Government Funds New $21 Million Airport for Town With 46 Residents
  72. Swedish city votes to let women go topless
  73. Florida bike sharing program had to end since all the bikes were stolen
  74. Elderly man survives four days in well by soaking up moisture with tissue and sucking on it
  75. Duped newscast airs ‘Lost’ scene as Flight 447’s last moments
  76. Teen stole 53 baby birds from neighborhood nests, 40 died
  77. For sex services rendered, woman accepts potato chips
  78. Africa - Women and children watch double amputations
  79. Inmate escapes using toilet paper cardboard
  80. Program Pays Girls $1 Per Day To Not Get Pregnant
  81. Frog 'marriage' to bring on monsoon
  82. State housing homeless in motels costing taxpayers $2 million a month
  83. 700 NYC Teachers Are Paid to Do Nothing
  84. Divorce wrangling over groomless wedding
  85. Crashed train not upgraded with key recording devices designed to prevent such collisions
  86. Too patriotic teacher gets his job back
  87. UK Horse owners will have to sign a pledge not to eat them
  88. Smearing bird poop on your face can make you beautiful?
  89. 'Hero' dog saves family from burning home
  90. Drunk man climbs into dryer to get underwear, gets stuck
  91. 2 year old girl has a 160 IQ
  92. Teen dies in bathtub Twittering
  93. Sea lion found on Calif. highway
  94. Clerk tells robber: You need a weapon
  95. Injured man crawls for 16 hours to get help
  96. Festival honors wonders of duct tape
  97. Man used 'Geek Squad' badge to coerce sex
  98. Swine flu doesn't stop Chicago wedding
  99. Illinois City Council lawyer found drunk, asleep in trash can
  100. Man Auctions Dad's Ashes on eBay as Revenge

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Connecticut 'Sasquatch' a costumed teen
Added 02-Jul-2009 at 6:56PM
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FAIRFIELD, Conn., July 2 (UPI) -- Police in Connecticut said a Sasquatch sighting reported by a motorist turned out to be a teenager in a gorilla costume.

Authorities said a woman driving on Unquowa Road in Fairfield called police at about 10:30 p.m. Tuesday and reported she "almost hit Sasquatch," the Connecticut Post of Bridgeport reported Thursday.

The woman described the creature...  (Continue Story)



Man chases girlfriend with machete while drinking Keystone Ice
Added 02-Jul-2009 at 6:10PM
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FORT PIERCE, Florida - A man accused of chasing his girlfriend with a machete before strolling along Ninth Street drinking from a 16 ounce can of Keystone Ice is facing charges, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. Woman said her 50-year-old boyfriend, Robert Akin Brown, got mad because "she didn't want to be together anymore." (Continue story)


Bear attacks man for his hoagie
Added 02-Jul-2009 at 5:56PM
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VERNON, N.J., July 2 (UPI) -- A New Jersey man said a black bear attacked him in his driveway and stole his Italian hoagie.

Henry Rouwendal said he was in the driveway of his Vernon home at about 10:30 p.m. Friday packing for a business trip when something struck him from behind, The (Newark) Star-Ledger reported Thursday.

"It blind-sided me. I was on the ground and I was thinking, 'What...  (Continue Story)


'Jaws of Life' free boy, 2, from fence
Added 02-Jul-2009 at 5:56PM
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NEW YORK, July 2 (UPI) -- Firefighters in New York said they used the "Jaws of Life" to free a 2-year-old boy whose head had become stuck in a metal fence at a public park.

Toddler Leon Stanley's father said the boy put his head through the bars of the fence at Mother Cabrini Park and became stuck when he tried to stand up without realizing the bars narrowed near the top, the New York Daily...  (Continue Story)



Experts disagree on YouTube organism ID
Added 02-Jul-2009 at 5:56PM
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RALEIGH, N.C., July 2 (UPI) -- Experts said a popular YouTube video of a moving, slimy mass in a Raleigh, N.C., sewer depicts a colony of tubifex worms or invertebrates called byrozoan.

Ed Buchan, an environmental coordinator with the Raleigh Public Utilities Department, said the video, which was posted to YouTube in April and was chosen Wednesday as the top viral video on the Internet by...  (Continue Story)



Gas sold for $1.49 for two hours
Added 02-Jul-2009 at 5:56PM
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NEW YORK, July 2 (UPI) -- A New York gas station attracted a 3-block-long line of motorists with a promotion offering regular unleaded gas for $1.49 per gallon.

The BP station in the city's Queens borough sold gas at the discounted price from noon to 2 p.m. Wednesday while gasoline elsewhere in the city sold for about $3 a gallon, the New York Daily News reported Thursday.

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10-foot python caught in New York
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NEW YORK, July 2 (UPI) -- Police said a 10-foot python discovered in a New York couple's driveway may have been a pet that was released once it became too large to keep.

John and Karen Trapani said they discovered the snake in their driveway as they were preparing to leave for work Wednesday morning, the New York Post reported Thursday.

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A vet who lost customer's cat enslists sniffer dog help
Added 02-Jul-2009 at 5:17PM
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UK - A vet who paid for 20,000 leaflets to be printed after a customer's beloved cat was lost has now brought in sniffer dogs to track down the missing animal.

By Jeni Oppenheimer

Jodie Dawkins took her pet Lionel to the Honeybourne Veterinary Centre in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, with a dislocated hip after he was hit by a car.

But the five-year-old escaped two and a half weeks...  (Continue Story)

Scottish legislators snub Queen Elizabeth
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EDINBURGH, Scotland, July 2 (UPI) -- More than one-third of the members of the Scottish Parliament failed to show up for a speech by Queen Elizabeth II marking the body's 10th anniversary.

Officials were drafted at the last minute Wednesday evening to fill the places of the missing members so the queen would not be addressing a phalanx of empty seats, The Times of London reported.

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Teacher Gives Sex DVD To 5th Graders - Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?
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ELK GROVE, California - A local teacher accidentally put pornography into a DVD that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike. The Elk Grove Unified School District says they are investigating, but legal experts say it's unlikely that the teacher will lose her job. (Continue story)
          

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  4. 'Jaws of Life' free boy, 2, from fence
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  7. 10-foot python caught in New York
  8. A vet who lost customer's cat enslists sniffer dog help
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  15. Idiot Nearly Skewers Himself
  16. Man Steals Lawn Ornaments to Lift Loneliness
  17. Dental appointment turns deadly
  18. 15-year old gets raped for asking Maryland Transit Administration police officer for directions
  19. Car hit by mystery sheet metal from sky
  20. Police chiefs conspired to break into Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate mother's home to steal photos to sell to tabloids
  21. Waiter sues cop who tasered him as a joke while police supervisors laughed
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  28. Crews Search for Missing Man in Home With Foul Stench
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  30. Guns and booze don't mix, lawsuit argues
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  32. Woman Brings 5-year-old Granddaughter To Drug Deal
  33. Firefighters save elderly woman from her burning television by changing the channel
  34. 'World's toughest phone' enveiled
  35. Midget wrestlers 'drugged to death by female robbers'
  36. Air guitar record broken
  37. Staff strip naked to improve morale
  38. Scientists to breed 'super tuna'
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  41. Sand art: no bucket required
  42. Silly signs blight landscape
  43. Couple get 24 toasters as wedding gifts
  44. Miracle escape for man hit by 100mph train
  45. Gardener creates herd of elephants from unkempt hedgerow
  46. Man with no arms or legs can play football, swim and surf
  47. Cops zap pastor protesting traffic stop at church
  48. Man has driver's license suspended 78 times
  49. Man arrested three times in week - Let go because of jail overcrowding
  50. Britney Spears Dead - Celebrity death rumors spread online
  51. Hard Dock: Staten Island Ferry Slams Into City Pier
  52. Montana judge rules on case ... 24 years later
  53. Woman fined $25 for potty planters in yard
  54. Man arrested in women's lingerie - Admitted he has a problem
  55. House burns after fire training
  56. Palin: 'I'd win' a race against Obama
  57. Police: Robber with sword stole pain pills
  58. Pez sues museum over giant dispenser
  59. Police: Man recorded own burglary
  60. Airline Safety Video Has Naked Crew
  61. Man swipes $1,000 watch from courthouse security checkpoint while awaiting drug charge hearing hearing
  62. CEO gives board members a pornographic surprise
  63. Cubs fan plans motivational diet
  64. Vultures take over Fla. couple's yard
  65. Mississippi's still fattest but Alabama closing in
  66. New iPhones get so hot they turn pink!
  67. Mmmm....pizza!
  68. Burke's Peerage becomes gender neutral
  69. UFO spotted hovering in Hertfordshire
  70. Robbers hit gas station, forget to fuel up, ran out of gas a mile away
  71. Shark almost swallows diver
  72. Naked passenger disrupts flight
  73. Supermodel arrested after threatening to attack her plastic surgeon
  74. Pet snake strangles toddler
  75. Boy steals from ambulance as mom treated
  76. Man burned beyond recognition in attempted copper theft
  77. Baby Buddha's Bulging Basket Bothers Believers
  78. Beached cow creates bureaucratic confusion
  79. Russia bans all gambling and shuts casinos
  80. Fireworks spread terror in war weary town
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  82. City councilman led drive to ban pit bulls - His dog bites neighbor
  83. Federal agents hunt for guns - One house at a time
  84. Prison Releases U.K. Pedophile Who Vowed to Kill
  85. Tiger takes a playful lunge at lion as big cats cool off in China
  86. Ice cream ad showing seductive nun is banned
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  89. Reading bedtime stories to children 'less effective than conversation'
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  92. Law change moves to protect postmen from dog attacks
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  97. Auctioneer's throat slashed in bizarre attack
  98. Cops say man was selling an illegal 'happy meal'
  99. Man fell asleep while robbing church
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