1. 2 Year-Old Chained to Pole in Beijing for Safety
2. Financial advisor on TV seen with nude shots of model in background
3. World's Worst Hunting Dog
4. 9 Year-Old Girl Gives Birth in China
5. Bill Clinton, sex offender in Arkansas
6. Lioness and buffalo fight in the middle of busy road
7. Scotland city council says moms must escort 15-year-old sons into public restrooms
8. Good luck
9. How polar bears get revenge
10. Fifteen women exhausted and satisfied
11. Man wants Washington to change state seal to well-dressed tapeworm "attached to the taxpayer's rectum"
12. Dog leads owner to 95-year-old man frozen to ground
13. Woman must crawl under railroad cars to leave her home
14. Another puppy chain bang
15. Girl, 12, handcuffed and arrested for doodling on desk
16. Man allowed to continue hosting sex parties as long as he doesn't charge a cover
17. Man 'operated on his own dog because vet too expensive'
18. Ex-judge punished for gift card ruling
19. Farmer ordered to demolish castle
20. Smoker loses six teeth when cigarette explodes
21. Hunter shot by his own dog
22. Booze for Your Boobs Kicks Off in Singapore
23. Sex-crazed parrot given government role
24. Sleep tight, little one
25. Caution! Water on road during rain
26. Loyal blow-up doll saves owner's life
27. 'They are all dead anyway, says man as he urinates on war memorial
28. Dog got stuck on ice floe and floated 100 miles out to sea
29. Dork hunters stopped by police under anti-terror laws
30. Students win scholarship money by duck hunting, duct taping, and marbleshooting
31. Man banned from park for trying to have sex with tree
32. Man tells cops he paid for sex, but didn't get it
33. British woman charged with "illegal sex" with fiancé after being allegedly raped by hotel waiter
34. Burglar broke into home, took shower, cut hair, fried chicken, and refused to leave
35. Man startled by phone crashes into creek, uses gun to shoot his way out of submerged car
36. Hotel chain offers human bed warmers
37. Twitter joke led to Terror Act arrest and airport life ban
38. Children escape nursery and try to escape to Africa
39. Florida cops jail 78-year-old granny with dementia for 2 weeks for a minor traffic violation that she didn't commit
40. Man goes blind playing computer games
41. Commuters walk around in panties, boxers and briefs on 'No Pants on the Subway Day'
42. Restaurant encourages sex in its restrooms
43. Danger! Airplanes may smash into your car
44. My neighbor jerks my chicken
45. With the new Pentax camera, you're always ready for a shit
46. Decorator Fabric Whorehouse
47. Just a slight sunburn
48. Man chased relative around the house with knife for turning off the TV
49. Exit 7 (Formerly exit 7)
50. Bobsleigher Gillian Cooke's spandex splits, baring her bottom
51. Strip club offers lap dances to help Haiti
52. UK's first 'floating bus' gears up to ferry commuters
53. Coffee shop chain bans man for coffee complaint
54. Man banned from carrying daughter on shoulders in Tesco
55. Polish newspaper claims 'Pedobear' is 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot
56. Woman files suit, saying her boss farts too much
57. China Renames Mountain After Avatar Movie
58. Mayor gets prison for stealing lingerie
59. Teen decides to cook his hamster in the microwave
60. No Wives For 24 Million Chinese Men
61. Police: Man lied to hide act of charity
62. Man faked crash to avoid jury duty
63. Cambridge students asked to have quieter sex
64. Boy, 9, punished for 2-inch Lego gun
65. Club ordered to pay $100,000 after they allowed stripper to try to drive home drunk
66. Avram Grant's wife said her husband visited a brothel because he needed a massage
67. Camel burger newest "healthy" option on Dubai menu
68. Herd of wild elephants vandalize school
69. A third of Britons think Peter Griffin from Family Guy is the leader of the British National Party
70. NYPD arrests wrong man three times in a row
71. Male cheerleader wants to dance with the girls
72. Pet owner killed by dogs after saving them from death
73. Drunk driver had 49 children in 16-seat taxi
74. New Zealand virgin auctions herself for tuition
75. Childless Indian Man Sacrifices Tongue to Lord Shiva
76. Pierced gothic kittens for sale
77. Lesbian albatrosses to raise chick
78. Pictured: moment leopard loses fight with porcupine
79. Man sliced open his friend's face with a broken beer bottle after the friend drank his cold beer all day
80. Women avoid jail in glued penis case
81. Dumb crooks called police for help with flat after robbery
82. Homemade sledding rocket explodes
83. UK's lowest ATM is a back-braking 18 inches high
84. 14-year-old girl beats off shark
85. Utah man creates 18-tower ice castle
86. Man yells at parrot, jailed for weekend
87. Man tattoos train logo on his back to obtain tickets
88. Reindeer fitted with artificial leg
89. Cat predicts 50 deaths
90. Man says police destroyed mystical powers by opening his bag
91. The price of adultery: four buffalo and a pig
92. Rip Torn arrested over alleged drunk bank robbery
93. The Kingdom of Kernow 'exists apart from England'
94. Crocodile bites and scorpion stings treated by NHS doctors
95. 'Rabbit jumping' craze takes off in Britain
96. Man keeps 24 crocodiles in back garden
97. 30 Runners Caught Cheating In China Marathon
98. Girl sentences to two months in prison for taking cell phone to school
99. Keep Right
100. Entrance Only - Do not enter

• Magic Tricks

By Tom Chivers

The study found that more than two-thirds of female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) performed fellatio on their sexual partners, and that they were rewarded with longer bouts of intercourse as a result.  (Story continues below)

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2. Col. Sanders statue stolen from KFC
3. Class ring found after nearly 20 years
4. Tourist's texts to Greece save him in New Zealand
5. UK's first 'floating bus' gears up to ferry commuters
6. Alaska dentist fixes injured eagle's broken beak
7. Dumb crook ran into police station to hide after stealing bottle of Schnappes
8. Coffee shop chain bans man for coffee complaint
9. Street performer swallows 18 swords
10. Chinese Divorce-seekers Must Compensate Workplace
11. Return of original Fairy Liquid bottle for John Noakes generation
12. 2 Year-Old Chained to Pole in Beijing for Safety
13. Old plate worth £100,000
14. Man banned from carrying daughter on shoulders in Tesco
15. Valentines day men likely to disappoint, says study
16. Polish newspaper claims 'Pedobear' is 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot
17. Angry mating ducks
18. ITV fined over rat stunt
19. Brown 'eating nine bananas a day' before election
20. Tory says homosexual gaffe has made him 'gay celebrity'
21. Former sex worker enters N.Y. governor's race
22. Storm not part of bride's wedding plans
23. Woman files suit, saying her boss farts too much
24. Couple told BT broadband upgrade would cost £45,000
25. Woman must crawl under railroad cars to leave her home
26. China Renames Mountain After Avatar Movie
27. Postmen bite back
28. Mayor gets prison for stealing lingerie
29. Teen decides to cook his hamster in the microwave
30. Treo the dog awarded animal VC
31. No Wives For 24 Million Chinese Men
32. Pictured: the 'world's tallest town crier' who stands 7ft 2ins tall
33. Britain's oldest calendar girls have a combined age of 887
34. Cats owners 'more educated than dog owners'
35. Police: Man lied to hide act of charity
36. Another puppy chain bang
37. Stranded seal rescued in Boston
38. New pint glasses aimed at curbing violence
39. Site picks 'Unusual Places for Romance'
40. Man faked crash to avoid jury duty
41. Six Flags alleges hotel infringement
42. Man arrested after stuffing 75 glass bottles in his pants
43. Mountain lions evade capture in California
44. Police thank suspect for Facebook info
45. Century-old spirits found in Antarctic
46. Girl, 12, handcuffed and arrested for doodling on desk
47. Man allowed to continue hosting sex parties as long as he doesn't charge a cover
48. Man 'operated on his own dog because vet too expensive'
49. Bishop takes sick leave after fight
50. Ancient dialect extinct after last speaker dies
51. Critics trash McDonald's nationalist food bid
52. Astronauts tweet photos back to earth
53. Tiny origami models
54. Snoop Dogg launches Star Wars sportswear in NYC
55. Japanese Robotics Company Builds a Chucky Look-alike
56. Cambridge students asked to have quieter sex
57. Plastic boat practices for Pacific trip
58. Judge upholds toilet planter charge
59. Crook tried to impersonat Paul Simon in bank scam
60. Drugs found in melon at jail
61. Manhole thefts costing Georgia $500,000
62. Boy, 9, punished for 2-inch Lego gun
63. Boy, 9, acquitted in bee case
64. Deputy not fooled by carpool mannequin
65. Club ordered to pay $100,000 after they allowed stripper to try to drive home drunk
66. Council hires 'core skills trainer' to beat jargon
67. Manchester police are first to wear named badges on their uniform
68. Overweight? Try living in the mountains if you want to slim down
69. Avram Grant's wife said her husband visited a brothel because he needed a massage
70. New 'War of the Roses' over Yorkshire Dales expansion plan
71. One million pet owners 'called in sick to work when pet is ill'
72. Autumn babies are born to succeed
73. Canadian serial jailbreaker nabbed again
74. Stolen pig found uncooked
75. Camel burger newest "healthy" option on Dubai menu
76. Woman seeks "Jessica Alba" makeover to win back lover
77. Herd of wild elephants vandalize school
78. Indonesian president bans buffaloes at protests
79. Ambulance chiefs threaten to sack paramedics who wear novelty socks
80. Gnawing rodents blamed for rail outages
81. City bans 'Lady Liberty' wavers
82. Aggressive pheasant 'terrorizing' town
83. A third of Britons think Peter Griffin from Family Guy is the leader of the British National Party
84. Photo album capturing mystery RAF pilot's life handed to charity shop
85. Couple facing divorce over cell phone's preset "Booty Call" text messages
86. Principal apologizes for calling students "stupid" in letter
87. NYPD arrests wrong man three times in a row
88. Male cheerleader wants to dance with the girls
89. Man wants Washington to change state seal to well-dressed tapeworm "attached to the taxpayer's rectum"
90. Suspect angered by pre-pay gas pump
91. Ex-judge punished for gift card ruling
92. Farmer ordered to demolish castle
93. Rescuers: Lost travelers drove into lake
94. Cat reunited with owners 14 years later
95. School drops logo to avoid Chrysler suit
96. Restaurant encourages sex in its restrooms
97. Pet owner killed by dogs after saving them from death
98. Drunk driver had 49 children in 16-seat taxi
99. Fleeing driver buries himself in snow to hide from police
100. New Zealand virgin auctions herself for tuition