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• Magic Tricks

The Thousand Oaks man initially contacted male students from Westlake High School on MySpace to get them to yell profanities at him and slap him, and spit in his face for money.

Police said several of the teens also said the man offered to pay them to urinate and defecate on him.

The suspect was booked into the county jail and then released.

Too bad,all that he wanted isfree in jail.

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