1. Man racks up 298 nude roller coaster rides
2. Woman crashes car while shaving private parts
3. Lawyer loses his coat, threatens to sue everyone
4. Pet washing machines not just fluff
5. Drunk mom runs through school with sword
6. You can shave the .... baby?
7. UK police arresting innocent people to collect DNA for national database
8. Briton is recognised as world's first officially genderless person
9. China: girl's boyfriend advertisement attracts thousands of suitors
10. Traditional African Religion: Ingest snail mucus
11. Man, angry at water bill, blows up home
12. Israeli grocery store advertisement re-enacts Dubai assassination
13. Great-grandmother faces 3 years in jail for riding bike drunk
14. Man marries a pillow
15. New York to ban the use of salt in restaurant cooking
16. Woman delivers surprise baby alone
17. Principal resigns after football players get As
18. Chef serves cheese made from his wife’s breast milk
19. Man pays crack dealer with Monopoly money
20. Girl Sick for Two Years Due to Wrong Glasses, Offered $5 Gift
21. Moviegoer stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer
22. Seal meat to be on menu at Canadian Parliament
23. Man sues airline for not checking out his scrotum
24. Kindergartener suspended for making gun with hand
25. Man tries to sell ghosts on web
26. Abby Toll, accused of taping a dog upside-down to a refrigerator: Not mentally impaired?
27. Thunder keeps man indoors after lightning zaps genitals
28. Don't wave at the Canadians -- you might get hauled downtown for questioning
29. Second World War Veteran discovers 'arthritis' was German bullet
30. Falling Elderly Lands on Passing Pedestrian
31. German arrested after snorting drugs off police car
32. Woman driver caught flossing teeth at 70mph on motorway
33. Man tried to commit suicide by jumping, but landed on 7-year-old girl; must pay restitution
34. Diamond the size of an egg sells for record $35.3m
35. Frogs and toads need road crossings, French say
36. Thorpe Park asks for smelly urine samples
37. Cigarette-Smoking, Alcoholic Jesus Pisses Off Indian Church
38. Shooting victim says her 'love handles' saved her life
39. Don't take the stairs when it's windy!
40. Four school girls suspended for sharing breath mint "pills"
41. Children prevented from wearing swimming goggles 'due to health and safety'
42. The China Dog Massacres of 2009
43. Dog's 'pee-ces' of art featured in show
44. The amazing six-month-old toddler who can 'walk'
45. Sexlets gum claims to increase male libido
46. Man told to turn his "Freedom or die" shirt inside-out at airport
47. State Department spending $5.4 million for fine crystal
48. See the man who married his pillow
49. Man threatens father with bone-cutting scissors
50. Global warming nursery rhyme ads
51. Dog eats £12,000 diamond
52. Woman shoots husband in genitals on I-57
53. Instead of divorce, whip your wife
54. We were busier than a cat covered in Meow Mix
55. ‘Irritated’ nurse admits breaking bones of 6 patients
56. One in 10 children thinks the Queen invented the telephone
57. Woman Dies at Home After Religious Fast
58. Pothole Britain: councils disagree about when hole becomes a pothole
59. Hunky Homeless Man Wins Hearts With High Fashion
60. One Sticky Point: Singapore Maintains Ban on Gum
61. Taxi Drivers Overcharged Riders $8.3Million
62. The Pet Washing Machine for Lazy Owners
63. Dog shot 5 times protecting home, owners dump him
64. Mayor to bulldoze 25% of Detroit
65. Blog Tracks Where People Fail To Clean Up After Dogs
66. Zebra cleans hippopotamus's teeth at zoo
67. Woman accused of stealing 500 rolls of toilet paper
68. Man stabs himself in the thigh
69. Nurses' union: Care does not include sex
70. Smelly Feet at Airport May Prompt Security Change
71. Republican Paid $150,000 To Woman To Keep Quiet
72. Otamatone: A Spermy Sort of Musical Instrument
73. Woman rides bus 14 miles to cross the street
74. Men's hard work in the home is ignored by women, study finds
75. Jesus 'appears in a frying pan'
76. Lawmaker freezes to death alone
77. Inhalable coffee headed for U.S. stores
78. Public School puts autistic children in cage
79. Student suspended for saying no to drugs
80. Car that runs on 10,000 cups of espresso
81. US school cancels prom to avoid lesbian student bringing a date
82. Japanese Dog Reserves Smile for Its Owner
83. French bread spiked with LSD in CIA experiment
84. Japan Airlines' Stewardess Uniforms Flood the Black Market
85. No dogs allowed even if you're blind
86. It's pregnancy, not gout -- woman shocked
87. Man offered 'last tree in the universe' to deputies
88. New York man sets 'Donkey Kong' record
89. Canadian Parliament eats seal to defy "ignorant" EU
90. SoCal robber holds up 11 people, gets $6
91. US city 'renamed Google'
92. '130-year-old' claims record
93. Inventor creates jetpack which can travel at 60mph
94. Homeowner ordered to 'soundproof' tennis court after grunting complaints
95. Restaurant served illegal whale meat - Owners Face prison
96. Cop blogger claims he dabbed genitals on female officers’ cars
97. Shooter complained bosses were unfair about naps
98. Dramatic high speed car chase in Kansas
99. 'Minority Report' digital billboard
100. Actor Corey Haim Found Dead

• Magic Tricks

78 year old victim of Fl
Posted by D Dace on 14-Jan-2010 at 10:53PM

This is so insane I cannot even find the words to describe it.

How sick can people be???

1. 1,300 tons of city’s poop dumped in field near man’s home
2. Man told to turn his "Freedom or die" shirt inside-out at airport
3. Nebraska man too drunk for DUI sentencing
4. Employee struck, injured by guest driving 7 miles per hour
5. State Department spending $5.4 million for fine crystal
6. London flat 'smaller than a snooker table' worth £200,000
7. Woman wants to become world’s fattest
8. See the man who married his pillow
9. Baby Dinosaurs Fell Prey To Giant Snake
10. Twitter's best news headlines
11. Man threatens father with bone-cutting scissors
12. Women Prison Guards Often Behind Sex Misconduct
13. Global warming nursery rhyme ads
14. Briton is recognised as world's first officially genderless person
15. Teenagers given sleep lessons to make them less grumpy in school
16. Chinese 'damaged by English invasion'
17. Siesta could get SOS in Spain
18. Dog eats £12,000 diamond
19. Woman shoots husband in genitals on I-57
20. Cadets honor 155-mile march in Texas
21. Rock-paper-scissors champ to be crowned
22. Human egg being raffled off by clinic
23. Twins a common sight at Illinois school
24. Thief returns stolen wallet decades later
25. Detroit clamping down on employee scents
26. Antique China Vase Turns Up In Ireland, Sells For $150k
27. Instead of divorce, whip your wife
28. We were busier than a cat covered in Meow Mix
29. ‘Irritated’ nurse admits breaking bones of 6 patients
30. Vampire said he is going to eat people for breakfast
31. The Russians Are Coming!
32. Sculpted icebergs in Antarctica
33. One in 10 children thinks the Queen invented the telephone
34. Woman Dies at Home After Religious Fast
35. Larkin's death marked with toads
36. Spork, the vicious wiener dog, gets probation
37. Exotic dancer takes her act to court
38. Pothole Britain: councils disagree about when hole becomes a pothole
39. New Yorkers offer home to beaten dog
40. Hunky Homeless Man Wins Hearts With High Fashion
41. One Sticky Point: Singapore Maintains Ban on Gum
42. Student’s parents awarded $1.25 million for harassment
43. Taxi Drivers Overcharged Riders $8.3Million
44. What's in a Chicken McNugget?
45. Woman Jumps Off Cliff to Flee Attacker
46. Barn sets property record and sells for £900,000
47. The Pet Washing Machine for Lazy Owners
48. Miss England swimsuit round given marching orders by 2009's winner soldier Katrina Hodge
49. Dog shot 5 times protecting home, owners dump him
50. Mayor to bulldoze 25% of Detroit
51. Entire Newspaper Staff Quits to Start New Newspaper
52. Blog Tracks Where People Fail To Clean Up After Dogs
53. Zebra cleans hippopotamus's teeth at zoo
54. 70-year-old Scotch aged well
55. BBC criticized for Facebook course
56. Woman accused of stealing 500 rolls of toilet paper
57. Bank manager tells how she stole $950,000
58. Toddler trapped in lolly machine
59. Chicago considers parking garage rules
60. Officials consider archery for pig problem
61. British householders want off Google
62. Students compete at robot soccer
63. Paying to pick seats loathsome, many passengers say
64. Want to live like a cowboy? Try Wyoming
65. Stern holds pageant of Woods' mistresses
66. Manager: Prada Japan targeted ugly workers
67. NYC funeral home van towed -- with body inside
68. Man stabs himself in the thigh
69. Giant owl escapes in England
70. Flagstaff leading Anchorage in snowfall
71. China: girl's boyfriend advertisement attracts thousands of suitors
72. New Zealand man run over by wife twice - he keeps smiling
73. 'Wine on the line' disrupts New Zealand train journey
74. Fruit seller lays claim to Le Fouquet restaurant in Paris
75. 'Finger Lady' details Wendy's plot
76. Dog unharmed by bus collision
77. Nurses' union: Care does not include sex
78. Traditional African Religion: Ingest snail mucus
79. Man charged with skinning pet for a head ornament
80. Smelly Feet at Airport May Prompt Security Change
81. 13 Awesome Varieties of Japanese Gum
82. Republican Paid $150,000 To Woman To Keep Quiet
83. Mexican helicopter hovers over U.S. neighborhood
84. Police Tows Funeral Van With Corpse Inside
85. Otamatone: A Spermy Sort of Musical Instrument
86. Annual cheese roll cancelled
87. Hustler loses bid for headless body photos
88. Woman rides bus 14 miles to cross the street
89. Cancer sufferer given two weeks to live is still here four years on
90. World's oldest whisky goes on sale for £10,000 a bottle
91. Men's hard work in the home is ignored by women, study finds
92. Jesus 'appears in a frying pan'
93. Erik Estrada charged with cruelty to animals
94. Flawed census letters worry officials
95. Thieves steal hamster from school for autism
96. Lawmaker freezes to death alone
97. Inhalable coffee headed for U.S. stores
98. Three charged in bridal store brawl
99. Japan's spouse hunters hone skills at marriage school
100. No wine from "burglar" boyfriend for light sleeper