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  50. Global warming nursery rhyme ads
  51. Dog eats £12,000 diamond
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  53. Instead of divorce, whip your wife
  54. We were busier than a cat covered in Meow Mix
  55. ‘Irritated’ nurse admits breaking bones of 6 patients
  56. One in 10 children thinks the Queen invented the telephone
  57. Woman Dies at Home After Religious Fast
  58. Pothole Britain: councils disagree about when hole becomes a pothole
  59. Hunky Homeless Man Wins Hearts With High Fashion
  60. One Sticky Point: Singapore Maintains Ban on Gum
  61. Taxi Drivers Overcharged Riders $8.3Million
  62. The Pet Washing Machine for Lazy Owners
  63. Dog shot 5 times protecting home, owners dump him
  64. Mayor to bulldoze 25% of Detroit
  65. Blog Tracks Where People Fail To Clean Up After Dogs
  66. Zebra cleans hippopotamus's teeth at zoo
  67. Woman accused of stealing 500 rolls of toilet paper
  68. Man stabs himself in the thigh
  69. Nurses' union: Care does not include sex
  70. Smelly Feet at Airport May Prompt Security Change
  71. Republican Paid $150,000 To Woman To Keep Quiet
  72. Otamatone: A Spermy Sort of Musical Instrument
  73. Woman rides bus 14 miles to cross the street
  74. Men's hard work in the home is ignored by women, study finds
  75. Jesus 'appears in a frying pan'
  76. Lawmaker freezes to death alone
  77. Inhalable coffee headed for U.S. stores
  78. Public School puts autistic children in cage
  79. Student suspended for saying no to drugs
  80. Car that runs on 10,000 cups of espresso
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  82. Japanese Dog Reserves Smile for Its Owner
  83. French bread spiked with LSD in CIA experiment
  84. Japan Airlines' Stewardess Uniforms Flood the Black Market
  85. No dogs allowed even if you're blind
  86. It's pregnancy, not gout -- woman shocked
  87. Man offered 'last tree in the universe' to deputies
  88. New York man sets 'Donkey Kong' record
  89. Canadian Parliament eats seal to defy "ignorant" EU
  90. SoCal robber holds up 11 people, gets $6
  91. US city 'renamed Google'
  92. '130-year-old' claims record
  93. Inventor creates jetpack which can travel at 60mph
  94. Homeowner ordered to 'soundproof' tennis court after grunting complaints
  95. Restaurant served illegal whale meat - Owners Face prison
  96. Cop blogger claims he dabbed genitals on female officers’ cars
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William Shaw, 21, pleaded not guilt to public indecency in the town's sheriff court, the Daily Telegraph reports.

It was alleged that Shaw dropped his pants and then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while in the visitor attraction area.

He was released on bail and ordered to stay out of Central Park.

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