1. Man racks up 298 nude roller coaster rides
2. Woman crashes car while shaving private parts
3. Lawyer loses his coat, threatens to sue everyone
4. Pet washing machines not just fluff
5. Drunk mom runs through school with sword
6. You can shave the .... baby?
7. UK police arresting innocent people to collect DNA for national database
8. Christian TV presenter reads out Star Wars plot and opening rap to The Fresh Prince as story of salvation
9. Chef serves cheese made from his wife’s breast milk
10. Man pays crack dealer with Monopoly money
11. Girl Sick for Two Years Due to Wrong Glasses, Offered $5 Gift
12. Moviegoer stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer
13. Seal meat to be on menu at Canadian Parliament
14. Man sues airline for not checking out his scrotum
15. Kindergartener suspended for making gun with hand
16. Man tries to sell ghosts on web
17. Abby Toll, accused of taping a dog upside-down to a refrigerator: Not mentally impaired?
18. Thunder keeps man indoors after lightning zaps genitals
19. Don't wave at the Canadians -- you might get hauled downtown for questioning
20. Second World War Veteran discovers 'arthritis' was German bullet
21. Falling Elderly Lands on Passing Pedestrian
22. German arrested after snorting drugs off police car
23. Woman driver caught flossing teeth at 70mph on motorway
24. Man tried to commit suicide by jumping, but landed on 7-year-old girl; must pay restitution
25. Diamond the size of an egg sells for record $35.3m
26. Frogs and toads need road crossings, French say
27. Thorpe Park asks for smelly urine samples
28. Cigarette-Smoking, Alcoholic Jesus Pisses Off Indian Church
29. Shooting victim says her 'love handles' saved her life
30. Don't take the stairs when it's windy!
31. Four school girls suspended for sharing breath mint "pills"
32. Children prevented from wearing swimming goggles 'due to health and safety'
33. The China Dog Massacres of 2009
34. Dog's 'pee-ces' of art featured in show
35. The amazing six-month-old toddler who can 'walk'
36. Sexlets gum claims to increase male libido
37. Man busted for trying to buy urine from little boys
38. Tokyo Zoo holds drill for runaway tiger using man in tiger suit
39. Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil
40. Billboard asks if Bush is missed
41. High school girl doing cartwheels in underwear in the snow treated for frostbite
42. Restaurant served illegal whale meat - Owners Face prison
43. Cop blogger claims he dabbed genitals on female officers’ cars
44. Shooter complained bosses were unfair about naps
45. Dramatic high speed car chase in Kansas
46. 'Minority Report' digital billboard
47. Actor Corey Haim Found Dead
48. Japanese "Mosquito" Reveals Your Date's Real Age
49. Bank of America apologises for repossessing parrot
50. Restaurant serves breast-milk cheese
51. Dumb crook put his marijuana in a box labeled "pot"
52. Mexican prison holds beauty pageant
53. Obama: No fishing for Americans
54. Black Barbie Sold for Less Than White Barbie
55. 'Drunk' pedestrian warning signs
56. Execution Postponed - Inmate Overdosed on Pills
57. Woman gives birth three hours after finding she was pregnant
58. 6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt Jobs
59. Man Accused of Carving ‘Mine’ on Rape Victim
60. Convicted serial killer won on ‘Dating Game’
61. Overdue DVD from Library - Go To Jail
62. Post office loses $5,000 in hockey cards
63. Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer
64. Grenade found during grave digging in Georgia
65. Dong Faces 20-Years For Having Birds In His Pants
66. Man in jail for ‘thinking of a cheeseburger’
67. 'Astro-squirrels' use coconut shells as helmets
68. Verizon refuses to disconect dead man’s service
69. Man In Chicken Suit Shot in Thigh
70. Women’s Underwear, Sand Upset Neighbors
71. Couple Says Church of Scientology Hides Abuse
72. Otter bites, hangs onto old man for 6 minutes
73. Taiwan Fears Smoking in Movies more than Violence
74. Man in hospital dying of thirst called police
75. Underpants bomb would not have taken plane down
76. Boy is a hero helping after bus crash
77. Rich woman bargains to have husband killed
78. Cat gets head stuck in a Whiskas can, goes for help
79. Scientists discover way to make alcohol with less severe hangovers
80. Tom Marino’s husband’s sister is carrying his babies
81. San Francisco Giving Gardeners Toxic Sludge
82. Boy, 12, 'buys £30m of Dubai property'
83. Couple Raising 'Virtual Child' Leave Real Child to Die
84. School Leader can't write a coherent sentence
85. 36,000 Families Ruined is "Really Good", says Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
86. New Australian underwear made from bananas
87. Come over to the funeral home for some fun
88. Germs could be making you fat
89. Sean Penn Hopes His Critics Die Of Rectal Cancer
90. The zero star hotel: converted nuclear bunker
91. The Naked News
92. Baby born weighing half a pound survives
93. Man in gorilla suit helps nab suspect
94. Worker executed for telling price of rice
95. Aristocrat disinherits 'porn baron' son from £46 million fortune
96. Tigers chase zoo keepers into pool
97. Council bosses spent £3,000 on luxury hotel trip to discuss how to cut costs
98. Is Diego Maradona swearing or itching?
99. Tree exorcist arrested for attacking trees
100. Hen that thinks it's a dog takes litter of puppies under its wing

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1. 60 dogs seized from small home
2. Restaurant served illegal whale meat - Owners Face prison
3. Chief exorcist says Devil is in the Vatican
4. Woman dragged through car wash
5. Cop blogger claims he dabbed genitals on female officers’ cars
6. Cow gives birth to triplets
7. Shooter complained bosses were unfair about naps
8. Japanese Cat Costumes: The New Cat's Meow
9. Dramatic high speed car chase in Kansas
10. Gary Neville's plans for 'Teletubby' home opposed by neighbours
11. Opposite's really do attract, study says
12. 'Minority Report' digital billboard
13. Mystery as scores of starlings found dead in village garden
14. Obama Health Care Bill: Latest episode of “The Sopranos”
15. Fish Appear In Capitol Ponds
16. Women donate a ton of bras for recycling initiative
17. Walking stick self defence: a demonstration
18. Pilot hits Bambi
19. Principal resigns after football players get As
20. Actor Corey Haim Found Dead
21. Japanese "Mosquito" Reveals Your Date's Real Age
22. 7-Year-Old Calls 911, Saves Family
23. Bank of America apologises for repossessing parrot
24. Burmese python on the loose on housing estate
25. Pictured: amazing black penguin
26. Restaurant serves breast-milk cheese
27. Replica Civil War gun fired in class
28. Lego blocks patch New York buildings
29. Circus owner sued for sister boot
30. Ex-mayor's Xbox for sale on eBay
31. Cat, owner reunited after a year
32. Dumb crook put his marijuana in a box labeled "pot"
33. Suspected burglar arrested nude
34. Banana fails to entice loose monkey
35. Mexican prison holds beauty pageant
36. Owners keep burglar locked in car
37. Ex-president's body stolen for ransom, Cyprus says
38. Chocolate-powered racecar makes sustainability sexy
39. Pensioner left hoax bomb at dentist
40. Bottled 'ghosts' fetch £1300 at New Zealand auction
41. 'Miracle' as baby elephant comes back from the dead
42. Sarah Palin's family sought free health care in Canada
43. 1 in 6 Americans infected with herpes
44. Toyota To Recall All 2004-09 Priuses
45. Missing exec probably fell in Mississippi River and drowned
46. Obama: No fishing for Americans
47. Black Barbie Sold for Less Than White Barbie
48. 'Drunk' pedestrian warning signs
49. Skydiver Falls 3,000 Feet
50. Chef serves cheese made from his wife’s breast milk
51. Forget the Boogyman, We Have The Namahage
52. Execution Postponed - Inmate Overdosed on Pills
53. Monk sets fire to temple for insurance
54. Owner of Pirates of Caribbean parrot jailed
55. 'Divine intervention' as woman survives 3,000ft skydive fall
56. Woman gives birth three hours after finding she was pregnant
57. Cold War nuclear bunker sold on eBay for £20,000
58. Giant two pence piece turns heads at Kew Gardens
59. Men have more leisure time than women, says new report
60. Man pays crack dealer with Monopoly money
61. 6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt Jobs
62. Man Accused of Carving ‘Mine’ on Rape Victim
63. Convicted serial killer won on ‘Dating Game’
64. Scattering of cotton balls is a felony hate crime
65. Energy Executive Vanishes
66. Web site offers 'friends' for rent
67. Police Car Left Unlocked, Running - Stolen
68. Girl Sick for Two Years Due to Wrong Glasses, Offered $5 Gift
69. Overdue DVD from Library - Go To Jail
70. Moviegoer stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer
71. Carjacking victim concocted kidnapping
72. School fundraiser sold porn DVDs
73. Man racks up 298 nude roller coaster rides
74. Man pre-empts 'Avatar' with proposal
75. Show seeks 'America's Worst Driver'
76. 'Tea Parties' complicate tea marketing
77. Rabbis disagree on kosher status of salmon
78. Air guitar event raised $4,000 for schools
79. Prop bomb lands student in jail
80. Post office loses $5,000 in hockey cards
81. Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer
82. Seal meat to be on menu at Canadian Parliament
83. Man proposes to girlfriend in cinema with Lou Reed video before Avatar
84. Why more Scots have 'ginger hair'
85. Swiss voters reject lawyers for animals in referendum
86. Mexican police put on a diet after 75pc of officers are overweight
87. Wild chickens attempt mass escape in NYC
88. Grenade found during grave digging in Georgia
89. Grandma dares rapids for 90th birthday
90. Middle-aged women living cheerleader life
91. Participants don kilts for record ski run
92. Backyard chickens fun and healthy
93. City wants prisoners to count in census
94. Giant Monster From the Deep: Japanese Spider Crab
95. Man caught smoking pot on his way home from prison
96. Student Wrapped in Toilet Paper, Set on Fire
97. Kindergarten Costs More Than College
98. Dong Faces 20-Years For Having Birds In His Pants
99. Stimulus funds pay $71,623.00 for monkey research
100. Sister, captain want Natalie Wood case reopened