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44. Sexlets gum claims to increase male libido
45. Man busted for trying to buy urine from little boys
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47. Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil
48. High school girl doing cartwheels in underwear in the snow treated for frostbite
49. Smelly Feet at Airport May Prompt Security Change
50. Republican Paid $150,000 To Woman To Keep Quiet
51. Otamatone: A Spermy Sort of Musical Instrument
52. Woman rides bus 14 miles to cross the street
53. Men's hard work in the home is ignored by women, study finds
54. Jesus 'appears in a frying pan'
55. Lawmaker freezes to death alone
56. Inhalable coffee headed for U.S. stores
57. Public School puts autistic children in cage
58. Student suspended for saying no to drugs
59. Car that runs on 10,000 cups of espresso
60. US school cancels prom to avoid lesbian student bringing a date
61. Japanese Dog Reserves Smile for Its Owner
62. French bread spiked with LSD in CIA experiment
63. Japan Airlines' Stewardess Uniforms Flood the Black Market
64. No dogs allowed even if you're blind
65. It's pregnancy, not gout -- woman shocked
66. Man offered 'last tree in the universe' to deputies
67. New York man sets 'Donkey Kong' record
68. Canadian Parliament eats seal to defy "ignorant" EU
69. SoCal robber holds up 11 people, gets $6
70. US city 'renamed Google'
71. '130-year-old' claims record
72. Inventor creates jetpack which can travel at 60mph
73. Homeowner ordered to 'soundproof' tennis court after grunting complaints
74. Restaurant served illegal whale meat - Owners Face prison
75. Cop blogger claims he dabbed genitals on female officers’ cars
76. Shooter complained bosses were unfair about naps
77. Dramatic high speed car chase in Kansas
78. 'Minority Report' digital billboard
79. Actor Corey Haim Found Dead
80. Japanese "Mosquito" Reveals Your Date's Real Age
81. Bank of America apologises for repossessing parrot
82. Restaurant serves breast-milk cheese
83. Dumb crook put his marijuana in a box labeled "pot"
84. Mexican prison holds beauty pageant
85. Obama: No fishing for Americans
86. Black Barbie Sold for Less Than White Barbie
87. 'Drunk' pedestrian warning signs
88. Execution Postponed - Inmate Overdosed on Pills
89. Woman gives birth three hours after finding she was pregnant
90. 6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt Jobs
91. Man Accused of Carving ‘Mine’ on Rape Victim
92. Convicted serial killer won on ‘Dating Game’
93. Overdue DVD from Library - Go To Jail
94. Post office loses $5,000 in hockey cards
95. Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer
96. Grenade found during grave digging in Georgia
97. Dong Faces 20-Years For Having Birds In His Pants
98. Man in jail for ‘thinking of a cheeseburger’
99. 'Astro-squirrels' use coconut shells as helmets
100. Verizon refuses to disconect dead man’s service

• Magic Tricks

By Nick Collins

Exotic animals, many of which can be kept as pets in Britain, caused a number of unusual injuries and maladies last year according to NHS figures.

As well as six crocodile or alligator bites, doctors treated 18 victims of poisonous spiders or scorpions, 52 snake or lizard bites and 50 jellyfish stings ... (Continue story)

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