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17. Dentist Accused of Putting Paper Clips Inside Root Canals
18. Surfer trains alpaca to ride the waves in Peru
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21. Breast Milk... By The Carton
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26. Man, angry at water bill, blows up home
27. Israeli grocery store advertisement re-enacts Dubai assassination
28. Great-grandmother faces 3 years in jail for riding bike drunk
29. Man marries a pillow
30. New York to ban the use of salt in restaurant cooking
31. Woman delivers surprise baby alone
32. Principal resigns after football players get As
33. Chef serves cheese made from his wife’s breast milk
34. Man pays crack dealer with Monopoly money
35. Girl Sick for Two Years Due to Wrong Glasses, Offered $5 Gift
36. Moviegoer stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer
37. Seal meat to be on menu at Canadian Parliament
38. Man sues airline for not checking out his scrotum
39. Kindergartener suspended for making gun with hand
40. Man tries to sell ghosts on web
41. Abby Toll, accused of taping a dog upside-down to a refrigerator: Not mentally impaired?
42. Thunder keeps man indoors after lightning zaps genitals
43. Don't wave at the Canadians -- you might get hauled downtown for questioning
44. Second World War Veteran discovers 'arthritis' was German bullet
45. Falling Elderly Lands on Passing Pedestrian
46. German arrested after snorting drugs off police car
47. Woman driver caught flossing teeth at 70mph on motorway
48. Man tried to commit suicide by jumping, but landed on 7-year-old girl; must pay restitution
49. Diamond the size of an egg sells for record $35.3m
50. Frogs and toads need road crossings, French say
51. Thorpe Park asks for smelly urine samples
52. Cigarette-Smoking, Alcoholic Jesus Pisses Off Indian Church
53. Shooting victim says her 'love handles' saved her life
54. Don't take the stairs when it's windy!
55. Four school girls suspended for sharing breath mint "pills"
56. Children prevented from wearing swimming goggles 'due to health and safety'
57. Dumb crook hands out his business cards before robbery
58. Drunk Dad Ditches Baby in the Bushes
59. Kmart posts coupon on site, forgets Internet is worldwide
60. British children as young as five getting put on "hate registers" for misbehaving
61. Principal: Hugs were out of control at school
62. Woman gardener wears only yellow thong, pink gloves
63. Wild 'boxing kangaroo knocks Australian jogger unconscious after assault'
64. Library book is returned -- 45 years late
65. Thomas Feely: Britain's worst driver banned after 59th offence
66. Store substitutes sex lubricant for children's bubble bath
67. Drunk Teacher bites man’s ear in attack
68. Wild turkey crashes through window
69. ABC News Paid Casey Anthony $200,000
70. Mom admits killing disrespectful daughter
71. Tourist imprisoned in Australia for importing tea
72. Hacker Disables 100 Cars Remotely
73. Japan's Strangest Kit Kat Flavors
74. Florida gator plant processing pythons
75. Man has been urinating on women at a bus stop
76. Scantily-clad protests in Kiev
77. Russian couple die having sex in Volkswagen
78. Top private school in poison soup mystery
79. Contestants electrocute each other on TV
80. Congressmen and staffers do not have to obey cops
81. Contestants turn torturers in TV experiment
82. China Reports Thousands of Dinosaur Footprints
83. Terrifying Teacher Punishes Pupils with Strange Syringe
84. 16-Hour Flight From Los Angeles to New York
85. Tadpoles rain down from the skies
86. Two old school teachers destroy neighbor’s garage
87. Horse turns artist to beat winter boredom
88. MTV show's penis sculpture irks locals
89. Man rejects plea deal in senior fight
90. Defamation suit against Oprah set for trial
91. Horse flies when helicopter rescues animal stranded on sandbar
92. Flush Away Your Troubles Down Japan's "Holy Toilet"
93. Birthday boy left behind at restaurant after party
94. School bus driver listening to iPod, talking on cell phone, ran ten stop signs - charged with homocide
95. Plane Hits Man Walking on Beach
96. One-Legged Man Stuffs Stolen Items In Empty Pant Leg
97. Severed hand of gambler stolen from pub
98. Seniors evacuated due to 'bomb' veggies
99. Woman Arrested For Exposing Private Parts
100. Woman Accused of Attacking Sister With Toilet Lid

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