1. Truck driver caught on film with car stuck to bumper at 60mph
2. Family cat ordered to jury duty in Boston
3. Man used penis to assault female police officer
4. Man racks up 298 nude roller coaster rides
5. Woman crashes car while shaving private parts
6. Lawyer loses his coat, threatens to sue everyone
7. Pet washing machines not just fluff
8. Drunk mom runs through school with sword
9. You can shave the .... baby?
10. UK police arresting innocent people to collect DNA for national database
11. Mom dresses up baby like Hitler
12. Man won't sell his cardboard lean-to for $60 million
13. Property Developers Bury Defiant Grandma Alive
14. Dentist Accused of Putting Paper Clips Inside Root Canals
15. Surfer trains alpaca to ride the waves in Peru
16. Dad called hotline after putting baby in oven
17. Hubby forces wife to have sex with 50 men
18. Breast Milk... By The Carton
19. Hubby keeps house, wife takes roof
20. Briton is recognised as world's first officially genderless person
21. China: girl's boyfriend advertisement attracts thousands of suitors
22. Traditional African Religion: Ingest snail mucus
23. Man, angry at water bill, blows up home
24. Israeli grocery store advertisement re-enacts Dubai assassination
25. Great-grandmother faces 3 years in jail for riding bike drunk
26. Man marries a pillow
27. New York to ban the use of salt in restaurant cooking
28. Woman delivers surprise baby alone
29. Principal resigns after football players get As
30. Chef serves cheese made from his wife’s breast milk
31. Man pays crack dealer with Monopoly money
32. Girl Sick for Two Years Due to Wrong Glasses, Offered $5 Gift
33. Moviegoer stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer
34. Seal meat to be on menu at Canadian Parliament
35. Man sues airline for not checking out his scrotum
36. Kindergartener suspended for making gun with hand
37. Man tries to sell ghosts on web
38. Abby Toll, accused of taping a dog upside-down to a refrigerator: Not mentally impaired?
39. Thunder keeps man indoors after lightning zaps genitals
40. Don't wave at the Canadians -- you might get hauled downtown for questioning
41. Second World War Veteran discovers 'arthritis' was German bullet
42. Falling Elderly Lands on Passing Pedestrian
43. German arrested after snorting drugs off police car
44. Woman driver caught flossing teeth at 70mph on motorway
45. Man tried to commit suicide by jumping, but landed on 7-year-old girl; must pay restitution
46. Diamond the size of an egg sells for record $35.3m
47. Frogs and toads need road crossings, French say
48. Thorpe Park asks for smelly urine samples
49. Cigarette-Smoking, Alcoholic Jesus Pisses Off Indian Church
50. Shooting victim says her 'love handles' saved her life
51. Don't take the stairs when it's windy!
52. Four school girls suspended for sharing breath mint "pills"
53. Children prevented from wearing swimming goggles 'due to health and safety'
54. The China Dog Massacres of 2009
55. Hacker Disables 100 Cars Remotely
56. Japan's Strangest Kit Kat Flavors
57. Florida gator plant processing pythons
58. Man has been urinating on women at a bus stop
59. Scantily-clad protests in Kiev
60. Russian couple die having sex in Volkswagen
61. Top private school in poison soup mystery
62. Contestants electrocute each other on TV
63. Congressmen and staffers do not have to obey cops
64. Contestants turn torturers in TV experiment
65. China Reports Thousands of Dinosaur Footprints
66. Terrifying Teacher Punishes Pupils with Strange Syringe
67. 16-Hour Flight From Los Angeles to New York
68. Tadpoles rain down from the skies
69. Two old school teachers destroy neighbor’s garage
70. Horse turns artist to beat winter boredom
71. MTV show's penis sculpture irks locals
72. Man rejects plea deal in senior fight
73. Defamation suit against Oprah set for trial
74. Horse flies when helicopter rescues animal stranded on sandbar
75. Flush Away Your Troubles Down Japan's "Holy Toilet"
76. Birthday boy left behind at restaurant after party
77. School bus driver listening to iPod, talking on cell phone, ran ten stop signs - charged with homocide
78. Plane Hits Man Walking on Beach
79. One-Legged Man Stuffs Stolen Items In Empty Pant Leg
80. Severed hand of gambler stolen from pub
81. Seniors evacuated due to 'bomb' veggies
82. Woman Arrested For Exposing Private Parts
83. Woman Accused of Attacking Sister With Toilet Lid
84. City ordinance bans home Bible studies
85. Friends face jail time over hello kiss
86. Bulldog sprayed and tased for attacking police cars
87. Man, running from cops, breaks into cop’s home
88. Cell Phone Call Costs North Korean His Life
89. Man told to turn his "Freedom or die" shirt inside-out at airport
90. State Department spending $5.4 million for fine crystal
91. See the man who married his pillow
92. Man threatens father with bone-cutting scissors
93. Global warming nursery rhyme ads
94. Dog eats £12,000 diamond
95. Woman shoots husband in genitals on I-57
96. Instead of divorce, whip your wife
97. We were busier than a cat covered in Meow Mix
98. ‘Irritated’ nurse admits breaking bones of 6 patients
99. One in 10 children thinks the Queen invented the telephone
100. Woman Dies at Home After Religious Fast

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1. Hacker Disables 100 Cars Remotely
2. Dying woman robbed of jewelry brought to hospital for safe keeping
3. Obama surrenders Gulf of Mexico oil to Moscow
4. Japan's Strangest Kit Kat Flavors
5. Truck driver caught on film with car stuck to bumper at 60mph
6. Mom dresses up baby like Hitler
7. Man won't sell his cardboard lean-to for $60 million
8. Legislator: Picture switch just a joke
9. Porn previews aired on kids' channels
10. Juror accused of credit card theft
11. Disbanded police leave 58,000 rounds
12. Man arrested for shooting own fence
13. Dog rescued from ice twice
14. Florida gator plant processing pythons
15. 'Worst Irish Tenor' marches in parade
16. 'Michigan Meatout Day' draws scorn
17. Government tells woman she's dead
18. Police: Thief replaced car wheels
19. Man has been urinating on women at a bus stop
20. Biden mistakenly blesses Irish leader’s mother
21. Walgreens: no new Medicaid patients, losing money
22. Man breaks into house, jumps into bed
23. 100,000 federal employees owe $962 million in back taxes
24. Missing Woman Found Under Hotel Mattress
25. World's biggest advertising sign
26. TV 'world's most expensive'
27. Facebook: millions feel 'too unattractive' for social networking site
28. Kevin Halstead: lottery winning bus driver won't quit his job despite jackpot
29. Obama plays it safe, picks Kansas in NCAAs
30. Hurt dog walks into the emergency room
31. Professional astronauts sought
32. 30 monkeys cooked alive at research lab
33. A haircut for luck
34. Scantily-clad protests in Kiev
35. Russian couple die having sex in Volkswagen
36. Drive a Porsche? Up your status with a phone
37. Top private school in poison soup mystery
38. Contestants electrocute each other on TV
39. 9oz pig tours London
40. Hawaii to ignore Obama ‘birthers’
41. Congressmen and staffers do not have to obey cops
42. Contestants turn torturers in TV experiment
43. Airline Crew Face Jail Over Sexy Texts
44. House phone lines jammed by callers against Health Care Bill
45. China Reports Thousands of Dinosaur Footprints
46. Property Developers Bury Defiant Grandma Alive
47. Salon offers massages from female ‘cops’ wearing miniskirts
48. Terrifying Teacher Punishes Pupils with Strange Syringe
49. Texas beefs up border, Feds not concerned about violence
50. McDonald's restroom "Peeping Tom"
51. Police send 123 bags of illegal drugs to store
52. Man sentenced to 25 to 105 years killed in robbery
53. 16-Hour Flight From Los Angeles to New York
54. British plug gets slim makeover
55. Tadpoles rain down from the skies
56. $240,000 fraud, couple thought they won $5.5 million
57. Dentist Accused of Putting Paper Clips Inside Root Canals
58. Two old school teachers destroy neighbor’s garage
59. Horse turns artist to beat winter boredom
60. MTV show's penis sculpture irks locals
61. Surfer trains alpaca to ride the waves in Peru
62. Bulldog attacks cars, owner cited
63. Man rejects plea deal in senior fight
64. FBI makes new push to solve biggest art theft in US history
65. Martial arts teacher takes down burglar
66. Jeep towed while woman slept in back
67. City keeps Mullet signs out of reach
68. Matzah Bowl seeks best kosher soup
69. Italy marks Slow Day with relaxing events
70. Truck rams building, ATM stolen
71. Dad called hotline after putting baby in oven
72. Defamation suit against Oprah set for trial
73. Horse flies when helicopter rescues animal stranded on sandbar
74. India's champion of the poor wears £285,000 cash garland
75. Gunman tries to attack Lenin's corpse in Red Square
76. Jedi Knight refused to dehood at job center
77. Bizarre Health Rituals in India Show Dangerous Side of Tradition
78. Hubby forces wife to have sex with 50 men
79. 'Silvio is Superman' new book claims
80. Detectives’ unmarked cars towed
81. Flush Away Your Troubles Down Japan's "Holy Toilet"
82. Birthday boy left behind at restaurant after party
83. Drug May Keep Lockerbie Bomber Alive
84. Pelosi: Pass Health Bill without having members vote on it
85. Protesters give blood to pour on streets
86. Homeless man real hungry for meat
87. Bus company criticised over sexy 'matron' advertisements for hospital route
88. Breast Milk... By The Carton
89. Dog takes to the skies
90. School bus driver listening to iPod, talking on cell phone, ran ten stop signs - charged with homocide
91. Plane Hits Man Walking on Beach
92. One-Legged Man Stuffs Stolen Items In Empty Pant Leg
93. Michael Jackson's fatal drugs syringe 'to go on sale'
94. Motorist purposely drove with car hood up
95. Parents of twins 'more likely to divorce'
96. Fashion designer turns roadkill into hats
97. Retiree sent to stay in 24/7 Magaluf party hotel
98. Severed hand of gambler stolen from pub
99. Family cat ordered to jury duty in Boston
100. Iggy: missing labrador pet dog returns home after five years