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37. Man Replaces Ex-Girlfriend With Doll
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57. Man unaware he had been shot in head five years ago
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59. DNA tests show Hitler had Jewish and African roots
60. British reality TV show will feature a disfigured person and an attractive person in house full of mirrors
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62. Mother upset with the way the 12-year-old was driving
63. The Tablecloth Hour: One Weird Game
64. Spa town plans to shoot seagulls disturbing residents' sleep
65. Couple busted having sex in middle of road
66. Women's short shorts make multiple-vehicle crash worse
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68. 14-year-old girls bare breasts to distract man at ATM, flee with $300
69. Police officer trapped in car by 50,000 bees
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71. Photo: 'Burglar' arrested after getting bottom stuck in window
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81. Police to fine men for taking off shirts
82. Man finds wife dead, has a beer, goes to bed
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84. Roger Holloway Unplugged - Calls 911 To Ask For Ride, Reassures Deputy "Don't Worry, I Won't Show You My Genitals"
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