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51. Inhalable coffee headed for U.S. stores
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57. French bread spiked with LSD in CIA experiment
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59. No dogs allowed even if you're blind
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62. New York man sets 'Donkey Kong' record
63. Canadian Parliament eats seal to defy "ignorant" EU
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76. Bank of America apologises for repossessing parrot
77. Restaurant serves breast-milk cheese
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86. Man Accused of Carving ‘Mine’ on Rape Victim
87. Convicted serial killer won on ‘Dating Game’
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Patsy Hamaker of Bessemer, whose suit blamed bosses at The Furnace for a 2007 car wreck, was awarded $100,000 compensatory damages by a Jefferson County jury and no punitive damages, the Birmingham (Ala.) News reported Thursday.

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