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39. Man tries to sell ghosts on web
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44. Falling Elderly Lands on Passing Pedestrian
45. German arrested after snorting drugs off police car
46. Woman driver caught flossing teeth at 70mph on motorway
47. Man tried to commit suicide by jumping, but landed on 7-year-old girl; must pay restitution
48. Diamond the size of an egg sells for record $35.3m
49. Frogs and toads need road crossings, French say
50. Thorpe Park asks for smelly urine samples
51. Cigarette-Smoking, Alcoholic Jesus Pisses Off Indian Church
52. Shooting victim says her 'love handles' saved her life
53. Don't take the stairs when it's windy!
54. Four school girls suspended for sharing breath mint "pills"
55. Children prevented from wearing swimming goggles 'due to health and safety'
56. The China Dog Massacres of 2009
57. Wild 'boxing kangaroo knocks Australian jogger unconscious after assault'
58. Library book is returned -- 45 years late
59. Thomas Feely: Britain's worst driver banned after 59th offence
60. Store substitutes sex lubricant for children's bubble bath
61. Drunk Teacher bites man’s ear in attack
62. Wild turkey crashes through window
63. ABC News Paid Casey Anthony $200,000
64. Mom admits killing disrespectful daughter
65. Tourist imprisoned in Australia for importing tea
66. Hacker Disables 100 Cars Remotely
67. Japan's Strangest Kit Kat Flavors
68. Florida gator plant processing pythons
69. Man has been urinating on women at a bus stop
70. Scantily-clad protests in Kiev
71. Russian couple die having sex in Volkswagen
72. Top private school in poison soup mystery
73. Contestants electrocute each other on TV
74. Congressmen and staffers do not have to obey cops
75. Contestants turn torturers in TV experiment
76. China Reports Thousands of Dinosaur Footprints
77. Terrifying Teacher Punishes Pupils with Strange Syringe
78. 16-Hour Flight From Los Angeles to New York
79. Tadpoles rain down from the skies
80. Two old school teachers destroy neighbor’s garage
81. Horse turns artist to beat winter boredom
82. MTV show's penis sculpture irks locals
83. Man rejects plea deal in senior fight
84. Defamation suit against Oprah set for trial
85. Horse flies when helicopter rescues animal stranded on sandbar
86. Flush Away Your Troubles Down Japan's "Holy Toilet"
87. Birthday boy left behind at restaurant after party
88. School bus driver listening to iPod, talking on cell phone, ran ten stop signs - charged with homocide
89. Plane Hits Man Walking on Beach
90. One-Legged Man Stuffs Stolen Items In Empty Pant Leg
91. Severed hand of gambler stolen from pub
92. Seniors evacuated due to 'bomb' veggies
93. Woman Arrested For Exposing Private Parts
94. Woman Accused of Attacking Sister With Toilet Lid
95. City ordinance bans home Bible studies
96. Friends face jail time over hello kiss
97. Bulldog sprayed and tased for attacking police cars
98. Man, running from cops, breaks into cop’s home
99. Cell Phone Call Costs North Korean His Life
100. Man told to turn his "Freedom or die" shirt inside-out at airport

• Magic Tricks

Ian Stafford, 59, mayor of Preesall and Knott End in Lancashire, pleaded guilty to four counts of breaking and entering, the Daily Mail reported.  (Story continues below)

"I feel deeply ashamed at the whole scenario because I have hurt people who have been excellent friends -- I could not wish for better," Stafford said. "I wish I had said something to someone earlier ... (Continue story)

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