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58. Library book is returned -- 45 years late
59. Thomas Feely: Britain's worst driver banned after 59th offence
60. Store substitutes sex lubricant for children's bubble bath
61. Drunk Teacher bites man’s ear in attack
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71. Russian couple die having sex in Volkswagen
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75. Contestants turn torturers in TV experiment
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78. 16-Hour Flight From Los Angeles to New York
79. Tadpoles rain down from the skies
80. Two old school teachers destroy neighbor’s garage
81. Horse turns artist to beat winter boredom
82. MTV show's penis sculpture irks locals
83. Man rejects plea deal in senior fight
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85. Horse flies when helicopter rescues animal stranded on sandbar
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90. One-Legged Man Stuffs Stolen Items In Empty Pant Leg
91. Severed hand of gambler stolen from pub
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93. Woman Arrested For Exposing Private Parts
94. Woman Accused of Attacking Sister With Toilet Lid
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97. Bulldog sprayed and tased for attacking police cars
98. Man, running from cops, breaks into cop’s home
99. Cell Phone Call Costs North Korean His Life
100. Man told to turn his "Freedom or die" shirt inside-out at airport

• Magic Tricks

Jimmy Craig of St. Andrews, New Brunswick, received a letter banning him from his local Tim Hortons and one in neighboring St. Stephen for continually complaining about his decaffeinated coffee's burnt taste, Canoe News reports.

Hortons, the Canadian equivalent to Starbucks, sent Craig the letter after he had taken his complaint to the store manager, owner and corporate office.

Hortons declined to comment, but store owner, Edwin Dow said Craig was upsetting his employees and that staffers went out of their way to satisfy him, even brewing fresh pots upon request.

Craig said after drinking the coffee he "almost got sick in the sink," but is contacting a lawyer to have the ban overturned.

No burnt coffee for you, one year!

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