The officer, writing under the name Uncle Blue, revealed that he and his cop buddy "bell-ended" the door handles, gear shift, steering wheel and buttons for windows, stereos and police radios, as well as the receiver used to talk to the operations room, The Local reports. The practice of bell-ending or ollning,involves a man touching an object with his genitals, a recurring form of a practical joke in Sweden. (Story continues below)
The term comes from ollon, the Swedish word for glands.Uncle Blue wrote in his blog that he told the women about his bell-ending exploits only after they drove around in the cars for an hour or so. "Now we know what a facial expression of bleak anxiety looks like," he wrote, ending his post with a smiley face. Other posts by Uncle Blue also included details of how he shook hands with a man who had just hanged himself and of sexual abuse perpetrated while in service. Skne County police handed the matter over to a prosecutor at the police's internal investigations unit ... (Continue story) | 
