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Texas student Nick Caporale, 21, said he and 13 other college students will compete in the USA Rock Paper Scissors League College Championships with hopes of winning the event's main prize of a $25,000 scholarship, the Austin (Texas) American-Statesman said Saturday.

Caporale said he reached the tournament by defeating his sister, Brittany, in a February tournament at his university ... (Continue story)

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